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so this is a story of how this guy got shrek aids
>paul likes shrek
>he collects all shrek toys
>he collects all movies
>he collects all games
>one time he had to go poop so he rushed to the toilet
>when he pooped
>shrek licked pauls asscheecks
>paul saw under the toilet
>shrek said THIS IS MY SWAMP!
>shrek ripped off pauls testicles
>paul screamed and hit shrek with baseball bat
>shrek punched paul in face and flew out the window
>paul no longer loved shrek
>fiona came and smacked paul for being a douche
>fiona tries flying through window but can't
>fiona die
>paul dies from shrek aids
>fin